Do I have face on my egg?

So where do you flush the "other stuff?"

Fortune #7

Imagine in your head the catchiest tune you have ever heard. Maybe it was ‘Call Me Maybe,’ ‘Never Ever Ever Getting Back Together,’ or maybe even the Chicken Dance. 

I’ll give you a second to think. Let the tune hum in your mind. Now just do that a couple more times.

That song will now be stuck in your head for the next 24 hours or more. 

-The Anon Blogger

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Fortune #6

1. You will begin to read a fortune on The Anon Blogger’s blog, but slowly realize that this fortune is simply stating that you will be reading this very text, leading to a slight disappointment. 

2. Next, you will be slightly amused by the ploy, but become less amused as you notice the rest of the fortune.

3. Then, you will slowly lose interest in the content of the fortune due to the writer’s rambling on about you losing interest. 

4. Eventually, you will begin to wonder what exactly the point of this is.

6. After, you will ask yourself why came to this fortune in the first place.

7. Lastly, you will have lost focus to such a degree that you probably didn’t notice there was no 5. 

(If you did notice, congrats. Tell me in the comments below).

-The Anon Blogger

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Fortune #5

I’m sorry but you’re about to suffer a loss. 

That’s right, one of the characters in your favorite Book/TV/Internet show is going to pass away. He/she might be murdered. The only way to avoid this fate is to create a petition and have millions sign it. Then, your hopes rely with the writers. 

However, this is unlikely, so prepare for his/her demise by rewatching/rereading the whole series. That way you can get reattached to the character all over again, making his/her death all the more shocking and depressing. What? You’re saying that doesn’t help? Well that’s all I got. 

-The Anon Blogger 

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Fortune #3

I’m sorry this fortune is currently off the hook please hang up and try again.

-The Anon Blogger

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Fortune #4

You are on the road to completion. 

If you keep going and keep trying eventually you will see the ends of that effort. No matter what might happen, keep trudging forward and you will get to the stopping point. All you have to do is keep your mind clear and the result will appear (yes, that rhymed). 

Whether or not you will succeed or fail though is out of the range of this fortune. 

-The Anon Blogger

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Fortune #2

Tomorrow, you might meet the love of your life. 

It might be a tall, dark-haired man with deep blue eyes that will read into the deepest depths of your soul or it might be a blond haired girl with green eyes that light up in the sun. Otherwise, it might be a particularly delicious sandwich or an extremely comfortable couch. Really, it could be anything. Keep your eyes open. 

-The Anon Blogger

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Fortune #1

Beware banana peels! Though comical and cliché, banana peels are known to cause people to slip. 

Thus, for your own protection, you should stay away from:

-Bananas

-People who like bananas

-People who look like bananas

-People who are wearing banana-like wigs

-Banana trees

-Ice cream shops that serve banana splits

-Banana flavored candy

-Hindu festivals (google it)

-Someone singing “It’s Peanut Butter Jelly Time”

-Monkeys

Stay away from these, and you should be safe.

-The Anon Blogger

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The Cow Pun Challenge: Fun Facts

Hey all,

Welcome to segment I thought would be fun called "Fun Facts." Here I post some fun facts into what went into this week's post. If you guys like the segment, I'll continue it.

1. The story at the beginning is true, and some of the puns are one I remember using in the conversation.

2. In the cow picture, I made sure to give the cow four mammary glands on its udder. Yay for Google and Wikipedia!

3. I also just used Wikipedia to look up what mammary glands are.

4. The original upload of the cow was actually a bit longer. One man said, "it looks like a cat with udders."

5. I've had this post stored for a while but was afraid it wouldn't catch on so waited until now to post it. We shall see how the public reacts.

6. The idea of a pun post came much before this post and I had actually hoped to make it a video, but it would break my anonymousness. 

There are the fun facts of the week feel free to leave your reactions for the post below and if you want to talk, just message my facebook page the link is below!

-The Anon Blogger

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