You are in a bar and have just found a girl you are interested in, so you prepare yourself to talk. You check your hair, make sure nothing is in your teeth, do a couple of jumping jacks, push ups, and whatever other warming up exercises you do before talking to someone.
Once your ready, you go across the room to talk, ignoring anyone who crosses your path, leading to a few dirty looks from people whose feet you trampled over. That doesn’t matter though because you finally get to talk, but then comes the first problem…
“Hi what’s your name?” says the girl.
Your parents gave you a name pronounced ‘Gary’ but spelled ‘Josh,’ and revealing this might make you sound weird!
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