Congrats! You are the 100th person to read this post. As the 100th person to read this post, you win the following list of items:
-$100
-An IPad
-An IPhone
-An IPod Touch
-A Brand New Car
-A Segway
-Three Chickens
-Two Roosters
-A Wheelchair once owned by Franklyn Roosevelt
-A Wet Floor Sign
-And Best Of All: A Monkey!
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6 comments:
Sweet, I need a wet floor sign...
You are hilarious!
Geepers, you will need the wet floor sign for when the monkey pees on it.
OMG, am loving your extra content!!! Holy crap, so funny! Your note? BEST part! :)
I am SO lucky!! I've always wanted a Segway and exactly three chickens (four is way too many, two just not enough). Whoo-hoo!! :P
Awesomeeee!!!! I needed a new Segway since I gave my last one away to that mall cop dude... (cricket noises)... Uh, well that was fun while it lasted.
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