Beware banana peels! Though comical and cliché, banana peels are known to cause people to slip.
Thus, for your own protection, you should stay away from:
-People who like bananas
-People who look like bananas
-People who are wearing banana-like wigs
-Ice cream shops that serve banana splits
-Banana flavored candy
-Hindu festivals (google it)
-Someone singing “It’s Peanut Butter Jelly Time”
Stay away from these, and you should be safe.
-The Anon Blogger