Thursday, June 6, 2013

Fortune #1

Beware banana peels! Though comical and cliché, banana peels are known to cause people to slip. 

Thus, for your own protection, you should stay away from:
-People who like bananas
-People who look like bananas
-People who are wearing banana-like wigs
-Banana trees
-Ice cream shops that serve banana splits
-Banana flavored candy
-Hindu festivals (google it)
-Someone singing “It’s Peanut Butter Jelly Time”

Stay away from these, and you should be safe.

-The Anon Blogger

1 comment:

Rum-Punch Drunk said...

3rd visit. I haven't had a banana for donkey's ( a long time). You've got me thinking about food again. I actually love banana's so I've chosen the wrong number.

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