Beware banana peels! Though comical and cliché, banana peels are known to cause people to slip.
Thus, for your own protection, you should stay away from:
-Bananas
-People who like bananas
-People who look like bananas
-People who are wearing banana-like wigs
-Banana trees
-Ice cream shops that serve banana splits
-Banana flavored candy
-Hindu festivals (google it)
-Someone singing “It’s Peanut Butter Jelly Time”
-Monkeys
Stay away from these, and you should be safe.
-The Anon Blogger
1 comment:
3rd visit. I haven't had a banana for donkey's ( a long time). You've got me thinking about food again. I actually love banana's so I've chosen the wrong number.
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